CIF tomorrow

If my body was there it could be gooooood
However, the chiropractor informed me otherwise today.
A normal person has their head at a 90 degree angle with the center of their body (Obviously)
However, if you have a degree or less to one side you are fine. No more than that works, though.
I'm laying on the massage table waiting for my x-ray results and I hear Dr. Wooly in the other room exclaiming things like, "This is incredible!" and other remarks along that line. Sure enough, his secretary comes in right then and tells me where the x-ray reading room is to go see my results.
I walk in, and he says, "How can you evem walk straight?!" he starts basically going crazy and like alllmost kinda yelling a little bit but it's 'cause he was seriously astonished. haaa but he shows me my x-rays and the one of my spine sucks, but he said that was the core problem. He shows me this one of my head that is supposed to have a big + going through it, showing the balance. The horizontal part, that's supposed to be like this - is fully slanted down on one side, and the vertical part, that's supposed to be like this | isn't connected in the middle and the two lines are soo slanted. He was like "DO YOU SEE THIS?" hahah so I was lke laughing and so anyways, back to the degrees, mine isn't one degree off, it's 7.5 :)
anyyyways, that throws off my spine, like a waiter carying a tray, and they shift their whole body. I live like that..
he handed me this bowling ball and told me to hold it next to my head, and that's basically what I was doing all day every day.
so the further down you go, the worse it is
on of the sides of my neck is 1/2 inch off.
Then my spine is crooked.
then one of my hips is a full inch above the other one.
Then one of my legs is 1/2 shorter, and all the compact parts are on the same side, meaning they just are packkkkked and it kills me.


But no worries, I'lll be cured in SIX MONTHS

good thing CIF is tomorrow.